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Mar 22

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Far Across the Universe

“There are those who believe that life here began out there, far across the universe, with tribes of humans who may have been the forefathers of the Egyptians, or the Toltecs, or the Mayans. Some believe that there may yet be brothers of man who even now fight to survive somewhere beyond the heavens…” – Battlestar Galactica (1978 TV series)

What a complete mind frack! I had to re-watch the ending twice to make sure I wasn’t hallucinating. It’s hard to believe that this series was actually on television – an invention of which I have so much contempt. How could something so sublime come from something so vulgar? I was blown away. The writers allowed something so intense, non-linear, and incomplete into the finale that your imagination is allowed to run wild. A book could be written just to explain the last 15 minutes of the show.

One of Battlestar’s themes throughout the series has been the concept of a collective unconscious – a collective mythology. This collective is shared not just by humans but by Cylons as well. Shared visions, dreams, hopes, and fears bind the two races together. Which race gave rise to the other is posed as an infinite regress, a möbius strip of which the answer becomes, in the end, irrelevant. In fact, so many questions raised during the 5 year run become irrelevant when compared to the real unknown that runs throughout the entire story … the question of God. Is there a bigger question? Do angels walk among us? Are we merely pawns in a game that belongs to beings born billions of years before us? Now, I will have to re-watch the series with the end in mind to figure out exactly what happened. I’ll write more once my brain stops spinning.

Mar 18

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Carl Jung In a Box

Like you, my life is very busy and I don’t always have the time I need to address my acute schizophrenia personal issues, so I often just talk to my personal therapist, Carl Jung. Sure, he may have died 40 years ago, but that doesn’t mean you can’t commune with him directly through the new Carl Jung Action Figure. If you ask Dr. Jung a question and focus very, very hard, he will actually give you a response. Sometimes you don’t even have to concentrate – he will just start speaking. Often I have to put him in a drawer or something because he’s always saying (insert Swiss accent), “For God’s sake doctor, help me get rid of this woman.” It doesn’t warn you on the package, but as we all know, “Invoked or not invoked, Jung is always present.”

I only have a limited supply of these action figures and I can’t promise that you will get the same results that I did. However, I may be willing to sell you a Jung action figure if you contact me. You can find various other Jung action figures on the internet but these are very special. I have tried them all and only this Jung will provide actual therapy. Imagine a lifetime of therapy – one on one – with the Maestro, himself. You can’t really put a price tag on that. Why shell out thousands and thousands of dollars for a Jungian analyst over years (for what will probably prove to be a worthless waste of time anyway) when you can have Carl Jung as your personal analyst? Beware of lookalikes around the web. The case of action figures I have was the only one confirmed by independent, scientific authorities to be the real deal. They couldn’t prove it but they did suspect that synchronicity was somehow involved.

Again, I can’t guarantee that you will have the same results that I had, but if you stop taking your medication concentrate very hard I’m almost certain this will work for you. Below is a picture that will give you a detailed view of the full-size action figure. Just talking to the picture will not work though – no matter how hard you concentrate. So, go ahead and save yourself a small fortune in therapy and buy the Carl Jung action figure here from the Nautis Project for the low price of $250.00 dollars. Remember, only the Nautis Project has this special version of the Jung action figure so you have to act now in order take advantage of this offer. There is a very limited supply – so order now. But, wait! If you order in the next 24 hours, I will also throw in the very special Sigmund Freud action figure (without special powers, of course). What are you waiting for? Order Now!

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Mar 8

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A Challenge to Modern Medicine

A new documentary that challenges conventional medicine to expand its understanding of human biology will premier at The Living Matrix – The Science of Healing conference in London on March 13, 2009. Produced by Harry Massey and directed by Greg Becker, The Living Matrix uncovers evidence-based research in bioenergetic medicine that reveals energy and information fields – not genetics – drive human physiology and biochemistry.

Woven among interviews with world’s most respected experts in bioenergetic medicine, dynamic 3-D graphic animation takes The Living Matrix viewer on a journey deep into the structure of the human body to illustrate how quantum biology influences health. Through in-person interviews and dramatized video vignettes that document the stories of people who recovered from chronic illness – including a five-year-old boy born with cerebral palsy, an osteopathic doctor with a brain tumor, and a housewife bedridden with chronic fatigue syndrome – the film demonstrates the effectiveness of bioenergetic medicine where traditional medicine has not succeeded.

http://www.thelivingmatrixmovie.com/