Lassiter Tales of AdventureRandom Awesome
Once thought lost, evidence has recently emerged of the delinquents behind the 1991 late night opossum sting operation against notorious girly girl Elly Bergan. This event began a series of retaliations from a rival “we’re all that” clan of aggressive 11th grade cliche girls. If you recognize anyone in this newly discovered photo, please contact Americas Most Wanted. And, if you see Elly please tell her we’re sorry for the smell.